Quotes in HIMYM.
Step One
Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
“I am hopelessly,irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.“
Step Two
Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club. and get shot down on purpose.
Step Three
Agree that you two don’t work,locking the door on any future you could have together.
“I’m done trying to get you, I can’t do it anymore. “
Which will drive Robin nuts.
Step Four
Robin goes nuts.
Step Five
Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world…
“Nobody asked for your help, Patrice!“
…and ask for her help.Explain everything to Patrice,and hope she agrees to help.
Step Six
Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
Step Seven
Pretend to be dating Patrice.
“Nobody asked you here, Patrice!“
“Actually,I did“
Step Eight
Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find the Playbook and show it to Patrice,which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.
Step Nine
After Patrice finds the Playbook,have your first big fight.
“This is going so well.Thank you so much.“
“I know, but what the heck are Lily and Ted doing here?“
“I don’t know.My friends have no boundaries.“
Step Ten
Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning the Playbook,and actually burn it.
“You don’t need it anymore.“
Step Eleven
Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Robin, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily’s apartment.
Step Twelve
Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice.
“You can’t tell anybody. Agreed?“
Step Thirteen
Wait and see if Ted tells Robin,and if he does…
“Barney’s getting engaged“
…it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.
Step Fourteen
Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of the Playbook. The last play you’ll ever run.
Step Fifteen
Robin realizes she’s standing underneath mistletoe.
“turn it over.“
Step Sixteen
Hope she say yes.
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